Deckin the halls

 

Skelly on the Telly!

Freakin Elf

 Last week I played in the pit orchestra for a production of

Elf: The Musical

It is, apparently, based upon the 2003 movie, Elf.
Which until a week go, I'd not ever seen.
I can usually suspend belief a bit for stage shows, 
it is, after all, just a show, and the rules don't really apply.
However, this show has many plot-holes that I couldn't ignore.
So, I present you, a numbered list of every plot-hole
that drove me batty over the course of the run of this production.