Da Rules

1. Pay what you feel is fair.

2. Don't be a jerk without a good cause.


3. Don't harass the alligators.

4. Learn to use chopsticks.

5. Read books that interest you.


6. Wash your hands after using the bathroom.

7. Eat some vegetables.

8. Don't let your kids be little assholes.

9. Occasionally wash your bed sheets.

10. Go for a walk.